Your Argument Is Invalid

Lions, bears, and...tigers. There you have it. I thought about going with the "My hair is a tiger" approach, but then noticed the whiskers. If you can do better, and I'm fairly sure you can, leave 'em in the comments.

Also, you know I like internet deals, right? Well, what you may not know is that I also like pocket knives - carry one with me all the time. For those of you that don't, here's a pretty good price on an "every-day carry" (as those of us in the know call it) - I carried this one for about a year and still do every once in a while:

Kershaw Onion (serrated)

This has what's called "speed safe" opening, so it can be opened quickly with one hand. Also, this particular blade size makes it legal to carry in most states (but you'll need to check that out yourself). What's that? What am I currently carrying? Well, dear reader, I'm glad you asked:

And let me tell you, Lucy Lawless does not enjoy her time in my pocket. Just kidding. She loves it.

But seriously, right now, I carry this (which also comes in the fully serrated option). Both are good knives, this one's just a little pricier.